A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

I will create more jobs for americans

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer...and the other is a watermelon.

Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

Reading the Terms and Conditions

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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