- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Alchohol.

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

Justin Bieber.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

where's mom I killed her

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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