Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

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What is a jew in space? Dead

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

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fish fishy caoimhin

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A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

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Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

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What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

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Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

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Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

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Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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the WNBA

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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