DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

You know whats funny Aids

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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