How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

steven hawking walks into a bar

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

PIED NINNY!

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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