- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

ring around the rosie ... your dead

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

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