- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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