Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

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whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

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What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

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Why so serious? Your brother died.

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

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The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

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What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

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If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

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James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

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What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

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A man was going to take his girlfriend to prom, and decided to pick up his suit from the dry cleaners. Unfortunately, there was a long line. He then went to pick up some flowers for his date, but there was a long flower line. Finally, he takes his date to prom and decides to get some punch for them.He returns with the refreshing beverage and the couple has a wonderful time.

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A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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