- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

What happened to your hamster? It died.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

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Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

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