Whats an Anti-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

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What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

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Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

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Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

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Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

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The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

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9/11

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Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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whats white and looks like paper paper

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justin littleton being sucessful

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What's red and a cow? Red cow

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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