Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

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What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

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Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

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A man was going to take his girlfriend to prom, and decided to pick up his suit from the dry cleaners. Unfortunately, there was a long line. He then went to pick up some flowers for his date, but there was a long flower line. Finally, he takes his date to prom and decides to get some punch for them.He returns with the refreshing beverage and the couple has a wonderful time.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

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What a wonderfuuuul wooorld: Would this not be a wonderful world if we instead of killing innocent children, just gRaped them hard and painfully in every damn hole and let them go home? Ad: Consider the life of the poor children, Just 0rape them hard!... For love! Awww... Moral: What moral You see any moral here? XD No Not Nerometal, I am that "leader of the Neronist... whatever" Yes, that is who I am. Real moral: "Seriously who is gonna listen to some kid who is just (severely) butthurt anyway huh? Cut their tongues off! Just do not kill them... For a wonderful world..." <3 (Not a heart lol)

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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A stripper walks into a bar, she proceeds to cry because she's an alcoholic and a stripper. Meanwhile, her 3 children sit at home hungry. She then goes home, and grabs her gun and shoots her children, then shoots herself. Bucket.

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What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

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Father Murphy met Samuel Myer on the street. Sam it's been a month o' Sundays since I've seen you. You look propserous. How's the moile business? A snip better, Father, since we talked last. And thank you. For what, Sam? Well the last time we met you asked what I did with the foreskins. Well, here is the answer, my new business. What's this, a wallet. But so smooth, Sam. Yeah, Father, but when you rub it. Rub it, Sam? Yeah when you rub it it falls apart. And you have to buy a new one! Mazel Tov!

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What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

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Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

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Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

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Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

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How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

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You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

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A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

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Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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