- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

can you pass the soap?

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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