- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

nothing

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

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