What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

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Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

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What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

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Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

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whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

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Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

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Call of Duty is a good game.

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One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

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How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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