What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

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Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

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What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

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Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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Jeff

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Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

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What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

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What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? its a refridgerator Why did the third monkey jump out of the tree It thought it was a game

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Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You're about to get shell shocked...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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