- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

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