Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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