- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

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