- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

What would u like to drink?

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

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