- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What? Huh?

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

Knock, knock -The door's open.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

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