- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

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timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

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