What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

your face is kinda funny

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

Women's rights.

Do the roar!

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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