- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

what did one computer say to the other .........

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

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