how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

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What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

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Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

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Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

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Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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This joke is the worst joke ever.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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