In the movie, Full Metal Jacket, my favorite part was when the entire platoon beat PVT. Pyle with hard soap while he was tied down. Actually I am lying. That part was extremely cruel.

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how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

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When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

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Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

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All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

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Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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