- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

Why did the middle-aged black man lose his job? Because in this day in age, many businesses are being forced to lower their pay-roll, and he could no longer be afforded.

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

Santa isn't real

what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

What happened to the Mexican who commited suicide? He died.

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