why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

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Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

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Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

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when debbie meets downer

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Brain fart

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Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

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This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

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Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

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What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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