- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

The Moon Landing.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

So a blonde walks into a wall...

Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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