Three men, a doctor, a lawyer, and a biker were sitting in a bar talking over a few drinks. After a sip of his Martini, the doctor said, "You know, tomorrow is my anniversary. I bought my wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedes. I figure if she doesn't like the diamond ring, then at least she will like the Mercedes, and she will know that I love her." After finishing his scotch, the lawyer said, "Well, on my last anniversary, I bought my wife a string of pearls and a trip to the Bahamas. I figured if she didn't like the pearls, then at least she would have enjoyed the trip, and she would have known that I loved her." The biker then took a big swig from his beer, and said, "Yeah, well for my anniversary, I got my old lady a t-shirt and a vibrator. I figured if she didn't like the t-shirt, then she could go f*** herself."

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Two men walk into a bar...They are traveling together for a convention and like pub type bars and are excited to be there.

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My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

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Why was the 15 year old boy always alone in his bedroom making strange noises? Because he was struggling to fight back the tears following his single mother's recent suicide, driven by her despair over the reality that her son was an out of control drug addict, just like his no-good father who ran out on them.

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???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

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A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

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You idiot thats 9 letters

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What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

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knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

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what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

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A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

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How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

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Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

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Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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What's black and fast? A treadmill.

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what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

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