To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

a pornstar comes early to a party

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

why did sally drown cause she was black

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

i killed my family

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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