What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Knock knock Get off my porch homo

Knock, Knock Who's there Cluck Cluck who? Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck - proceed to bob head and flap wings - cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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