- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is very tall and red a very tall red building

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

Whats funnier than 24.....25

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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