- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

What did Delaware? A coat.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

whats brown and booky a book.

What's brown an sticky Shit

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

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