Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

Hitler and Jews become friends.

My name is Jeff

Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

knock knock whos there your mother open the door

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

Anti Joke

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