A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

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What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

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Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

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Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

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YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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diarrhea.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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How many fingers do most people have? 10

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

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Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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