What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

HOLY SHIT!!!!

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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