Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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