- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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FUCK YOU SAY FUCK YOU SAY SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH THATS WHAT I FUCKING SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

a. why? b. because

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

Justin beiber..

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

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