how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

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Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

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Why did the Jew have so much money? He had a good education and therefore, a high paying job.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

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-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

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If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

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Why didn't the man fall off his bicycle? Because He wasn't riding a bicycle!

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what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

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What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

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What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

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Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

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PS: Call me a monster, The Devil, a Psychopath, but know this... For those of you that decide to become my pray by not choosing the right side... ...I have far since surpassed any state of fear, of evil, of darkness that you can think off... What you call fear and suffer now, is but mere entertainment for me, and in not too long, you shall remember those deepest horrors which you carry, as the last pleasure you remembered. Moral: Stand by my side those of you which desire to become the children of darkness, and I shall show you pleasure and love, for those that reject pleasure and love, are, and shall moreso become those which we hunt for whichever deprived desire that lies in the soul, in the name of love and respect for their lack of desire for love of course, as no desire for love, is to embrace the eternal desire of fear, as your heavenly father used to say, "surrender to darkness and fear" It wont be a choice soon, its not as if you humans ever where in control of your fears and nightmares. Amen? That only means let it happen... I will make it so. SOLVE media: Down the rabbit hole, coincidence you say... If this world experiences "coincidences", IT IS BECAUSE I MAKE THEM HAPPEN ON PURPOSE.

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Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

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Ol-ive

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Your mother is so ugly that I removed her from my friends list on Facebook.

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Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

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