A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

Three baby seals walk into a club...

so the weather's nice...

Justin Bieber

Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Boob

What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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