- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

no pun intended

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

A black student graduated High School

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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