Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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You will not press the like button.

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why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

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What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

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How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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