- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

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If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

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