What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

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How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

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Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

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