- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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