What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

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A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

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What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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How do you end a sentence

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I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

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Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

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I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

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why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

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knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

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How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

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I need to start studying.

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What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

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timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

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whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

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Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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