What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

They see me trollin' They hatin'...

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Womans baksetball...

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

THE GAME

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

N-E Pats never cheated

A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

What's the answer to all your problems The answer

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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