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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

What is the difference between a snail and whale? A loaf of bread

What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

what did batman say to robin? get in the car

ROSES ARE RED FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS, NO MUTUAL FRIEND, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO ADD ME ON FACEBOOK BITCH!

What do you call a whale driving a plane? A horibble massacre.

How did the young boy cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

Why did the boy fail his test? He didn't study.

An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

Why did the girl buy the watermelon? To eat it.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking play football? Because he's a nerd.

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