Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

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What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

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I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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hashtags suck balls

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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What comes after 69? mouthwash

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

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so...um, yeah

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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Anti Joke

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