How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

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Tucker Rivera

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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A man walks into a bar Ouch

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

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whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

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The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

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why did the Mexican shoot himself? because his wife miscarried, hung herself, and his oldest brother had cancer. also when he was 5, his parents died in a car accident, leaving his abusive uncle to care for him. he also had erectile dysfunction which caused him severe pain. did i mention he was an illegal, homeless immigrant who was addicted to methamphedimine and owed several million dollars to a man who repeatedly raped him anally? he was.

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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the holocaust

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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