Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

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Why did the guy playing Monopoly sell Boardwalk for $100 to the woman wearing an exotic outfit which shows off her boobs but wouldn't sell Boardwalk for $1000 to the other person that was playing the game? The other person had Park Place as well which would have given them a monopoly on the blue property if he had sold it to that person. And $100 is all the girl had or he would have asked for more but he needed the $100 in order to pay this other player and keep himself from going bankrupt after landing on one of his Hotels.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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What's old and wrinkly? old people

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politically correct!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

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I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

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A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

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A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

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What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

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hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

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Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

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What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

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dick dick dick... frogs

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yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

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When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

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A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

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Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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