- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Sarah Jessica Parker

-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

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