What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Your mom.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

#Getweird

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

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