What's worse than bombs? Nukes

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

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Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

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Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

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whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

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Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

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Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

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why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

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whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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