What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

What's worse then the holocaust? The sun exploding.

People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

New mission: refuse this mission

yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

Your mom

Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

Jesse gets so many ladies

Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

whats the capital of congo famine

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