- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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