Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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Why did jim all I over? He dies

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What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

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Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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Yo Mama just died.

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What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

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Tommy got neutered.

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What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

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What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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