- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

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One time I walked into a fat kid..

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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how do you win a game try your best

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

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