whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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