- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

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