what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

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what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Milkman. Milkman who? I've been coming here for 14 years and you don't even know my name? I helped take your mother to the hospital for crying out loud! I held you in my arms as a baby! And you don't even have the decency to remember MY NAME?! I'm sorry I don't live in a house that allows milk and other groceries to be delivered, I'm sorry that I wasn't born into a nice family with a nice home! I'm sorry that I have had to come here EVERY WEEK FOR FOURTEEN YEARS and you can't even remember my NAME! My name! I left my family for christmas one year to go pick up that elmo doll for you when you were a kid! I saved you from that burning treehouse! I helped you with you're 3rd grade science fair project and you won! YOU WON! We took a picture together that i have kept in my wallet. And i proudly say here's me and timmy. ME AND TIMMY! TIMMY! But no...you don't need to know my name. Well good day sir. You shan't see me again.

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

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Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

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Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

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Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

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Patient: Doctor Doctor! Every Time I Drink Some Tea, My Eye Is Really Sore! Doctor: Next Time Take The Spoon Out...

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

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Two monkeys are sittin in a bathtub. The first monkey says to The second, "HEY! pass the soap." The second says to the The first monkey, "DUDE. thats not soap, its a typewriter!!!!"

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weston cage

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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Anti Joke

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