Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

when debbie meets downer

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

Suck pussy

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

why am I writing this...im bored

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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