- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An airplane's engine suddenly blows up in the middle of its flight. The pilot turns around and sees a blonde and a brunette. He turns to his right and sees only two parachutes. The pilot says "Ok guys, only two-" Then the plane blows up.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple that has just been brutally murdered. If you see this, you should probably notify the local police so that they may investigate the situiation.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet, so he/she can put it down.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

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