- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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