- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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