Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

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What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

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A man did not like this site

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

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How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

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What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

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Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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