What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

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What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

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Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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I love you

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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I knocked on my neighbors door to complain about the horrible smell before remembering I killed him the week before, he has no family and no one will ever know.

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Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

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What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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