- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

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