Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

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A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

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Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

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What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

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A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

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Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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Why did the little girl drop her teddy bear? Because she was being sexually molested. Why did the little Jewish girl drop her teddy bear? Because gas came out of the shower-head.

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whats worse than being raped by a random stranger getting raped by your uncle

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What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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