Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

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why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

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What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

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Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

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whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

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Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

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-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

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Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

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Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

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Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

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What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

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Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

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What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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Anti Joke

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