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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

What did Valerie get for her birthday? Nothing. Because no one loves her

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson is dead....

3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

How do you confuse a blonde? Go up to her and say, "The bookbag coffeepotted the ice cream wedding! Is it gosling for you to rectify this pane of glass and oceans? I won't be able to berry a giant squid before the cows arrive."

Simon says, "I'll give you a five second head start before I mow you down with my AK47."

Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

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