- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

Me: did u here the one about the girl got hit by a car? Man: no what happened? Me: She is in the hosspital with slight fractures and a broken wrist, but she will live

What happens if you don't use a condom? The person you are sleeping with may get pregnant or contract some kind of STI or STD. In worse cases you or your partner may contract HIV or possibly AID's.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Girls soccer

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

This is funny.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

what is a chicken answer: chicken

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

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