What does a black man do in the bathroom? He Dookies on bobby

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Why the West African Rhino is extinct? They were never Horny

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Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

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When was George Washington born? Who the hell knows. He's older than dirt.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Have you got any grapes?" The bartender replies "No." The duck then leaves but returns the next day and again asks, "Have you got any grapes?" And again the bartender answers, "No." This happens again the next day and in annoyance the bartender yells, "If you come in tomorrow and ask if I have any grapes, then I will nail your feet to the floor!" The next day the duck came into the bar and asked, "Have you got any nails?" to which the bartender replied, "Yes." The duck then walked out of the bar

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what do you call a black man in a police car? either officer or offender, depending on what role he has in the crime.

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rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

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What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

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Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

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A woman is carried out of a bar.

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Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

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Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

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Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

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What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

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I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

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What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

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What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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