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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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