- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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