- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

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Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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