whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

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What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well crap whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

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What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

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Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

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whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

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What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

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You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

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Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

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your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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