why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

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Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

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What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

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I like to thumb up my own jokes.

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what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

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Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

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Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

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Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

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Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

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What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

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A bar walks into a man... The man begins screaming uncontrollably as the corner of the building is inserted into his anus. Brick by brick, the bar forces its way inside the man's ass, as blood begins dripping down his legs. The man knows damn well it is impossible for such a large building to be contained inside him, but he grits his teeth and forces his ass open wider. His ribs break, his lungs collapse, and his now lifeless body is stretched into the shape of the bar. The bar is almost entirely consumed before the man's skin gives way to the bulging pressure...with an explosion of blood & organs, the shredded remains of the man are slung-shot around the lot where the bar formerly stood. The bar, now soaked in a mixture of blood & organ fluid, reflects upon the failure of its experiment. For the next attempt, a man of far greater fortitude must be used, so that his body does not burst so easily. Only then will it achieve its dream of becoming the first bar to walk into a man.

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A man and a woman are happily married. The die

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

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A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

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