what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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lol

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All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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snooki

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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Dyslexia ruels!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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woman's rights

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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