Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

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Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

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I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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homosexual rights to marriage

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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